breakfast with kid
[soundcloud id=’124474865′] In this BWK the Kid gives his take on how awesome it was that a guy doing sign language was pretty much talking out of his ass from his hands, rips on baseball for even considering putting a stop to collisions at the plate and sets the record straight on what is news […]
In this BWK the Kid describes the best and worst way to get out of going shopping, what grandpa used to do when he wanted to get up and the eff out of a situation, how retarded it is when people have their faces and eyeballs fixated on their phones in public places and how […]
[soundcloud id=’123021197′] In this episode of Breakfast with Kid, the Kid talks about attempting not to gawk while running, how when you die you don’t magically fly up to heaven and become an angel. Fat bloated messes at the gym and brotha’s who stare way to damn long while pretending to shoot some hoops. He […]
[soundcloud id=’121969123′] In this BWK the Kid goes off on prayer, fat people and makes a call out to any tattoo artists who want to do some work on his arm. He goes angry as usual and hates on everything.
[soundcloud id=’120941363′] In this BWK the Kid rants about stores staying open for thanksgiving, gives everyone a sexy assignment to go and check out a new hottie. He pisses on television news and tells you to go hit thechive.com. He recaps how to do the gay test on your kid, gives his solution to life […]
[soundcloud id=’120093378′] In this BWK the Kid rips on fat people, talks highly of the inventor of yoga pants and gives some respect to L.A. Dodger Brian Wilson for telling the New York Yankees to suck it. Kid then outlines a recent Y visit where some asshole farts, another asshole just exists and how that […]
[soundcloud id=’119758074′] Kid goes off on morning television showing footage of a dude getting hit by a car, talks about a new app that lets you make baseball cards and recaps some of the stuff he’s promised over the past few weeks. He also discusses keeping his kid from seeing terrible things on the news. […]
[soundcloud id=’118979457′] In this BWK the Kid goes into great detail the mindset of someone who sticks drugs up their ass. If the cops have the right to dig around up in there and how much respect the Mayor of Toronto gets now for being a nasty drug doin’ drunk badass.
[soundcloud id=’118664867′] Its rant season in Breakfast with Kid land and the Kid is in full on asshole mode. He rants about former spank bank material getting all fat and pregnant, how the holiday season is constantly skipping dates and how traveling across the country next year is gonna suck balls.
[soundcloud id=’117926121′] In this BWK the Kid is pissed off because The World Series and baseball are over for 2013. He makes a ton of fun of Kim Kardashian and her gigantic horses ass, He congrats the Red Sox but rips on the assholes who decide to fuck shit up after a championship. Morons.
[soundcloud id=’117655830′] In this BWK the Kid goes off on a rant early on and tells some fat annoying cunt to go fuck herself. He recaps some fucking asshole at the Halloween party and says a bunch of other random bullshit that only he cares about. Go fuck yourself fatso.
[soundcloud id=’116510473′] In this BWK the Kid rants about bald dudes, people who do too much goddamn running and tells technology to go eff itself. Oh and some jerk off idiot kid shot up another school. Dumbass.
[soundcloud id=’115435381′] In this BWK the Kid gives you every reason to hate Tuesday, Yells at greedy fucks and tells the government to go fuck itself. Its a typical Tuesday morning Breakfast Show. Listen in and start your day off on the wrong foot.
[soundcloud id=’114694441′] In this BWK the Kid goes off on instant replay in baseball, discusses sexy Halloween costumes, gets a new ghetto blaster and yaps about tonights A’s Tigers game. He also questions some women and the choices they make. Go figure.
[soundcloud id=’114369719′] In this BWK the Kid expresses his hatred of all things that deal with children, talks some baseball and says other obnoxious things that probably shouldn’t be repeated. I’m sure his parents are beaming with pride.
[soundcloud id=’113340568′] This is a sick BWK and the entire house is sick with snot. The Kid is at the kitchen table making nasty oatmeal noises and ripping on Kanye West and JayZ. He also slams dudes who show way too many pictures of naked women at the bar.
[soundcloud id=’112569423′] In this BWK the Kid makes fun of jerk offs attempting to put some rules on the internet, football stadiums that are too goddamn loud and some idiot who had a boner for four-plus days and had his wang chung chopped off. Listen in and learn absolutely nothing. We promise.
[soundcloud id=’112194568′] In this BWK the Kid makes fun of iOS7 users crying like little bitches because it looks different, gun fights breaking out in Chicago, beer and tits. I think thats all. Maybe some other bullshit. Listen in and hear it all. Any complaints? Go eff yourself. 🙂